Nobody wants to read your articles about spirituality because its just a small percentage of the population...

"So are you part of that small percentage that doesn't want to read my articles too? How do you know that spirituality is a small percentage of the population? Don't you have any faith?"

You aren't making much money because you write BS articles that aren't any good...

"Gee, thanks, it's so wonderful to know that I have your support... Let's see if you can write better ones and how much money they make!"

You are all spiritual and believe in your spirituality BS.. ... I believe in God... you might as well not!

"The last time I checked, God was a spiritual being... am I wrong?"

Ohh..the curls are back, you must have had a good weekend!

"My hair and the weekend have absolutely nothing in common. I just had some time for once to fix it this morning. "

Ohhh...no curls today?

"What, do you have a problem with my hair being straight?"

You called someone else to fix it to make me look crappy!

"No, I didn't call someone else over to make you look crappy-I just wanted to get it fixed. Are you feeling guilty that you didn't get to it first?"

I didn't take you guys with me, because I didn't want to pay for you...

"Well then, I guess you should have thought of that 13 years ago before getting together with me!"